OnePhatMan

So you want to contact me? Cool, I like to hear from people.

However, I need to say a couple of things that might make me sound like an ass, but they need saying. My intent isn’t to be mean, or to be an ass, but to cut down on the two kinds of email I most often get:

Have you read the FAQ (frequently asked questions) yet? You wouldn’t believe the number of people who email me to ask me something I’ve addressed there, particularly about excess skin. Please read it first.

If you’re planning to send me an email, the gist of which is “help me”, “mentor me”, or “teach me”, please don’t. I understand that feelings of desperation can come with being large (believe me, I do), but I’m not an expert. I didn’t do anything special; I don’t have any special secrets for losing weight, nor any tips or tricks. I decided to change myself, laid out a plan, and followed it. Anyone can do that.

Now, if I haven’t scared you off, the quickest and easiest way to contact me is via email:

If you’d rather mail me a real letter, or a gift (I accept nude pictures and panties, too!) or something else requiring the post office, you can send it to:

So there you have it. Send to your heart’s content.